All prices per hour, per couple. With 10% discretionary service charge
A Little Something £150
As an introductory experience, join us for a risque evening; we’re sure you’ll both be amused. We’ll reserve you an area, do the tour, and pop a bottle of Prosecco. Then enjoy a 15 minute Peep Show with the Provocateur you naturally click with.
A Little Something More £300
We’ve been expecting you. You’ll receive a very warm welcome at the townhouse doors and be led to The Curiosity, our cosy, vibey bar. Your host for the evening will pop the first of your two bottles of prosecco or decanters of your chosen cocktail. One of each? But of course.
Your special evening is then yours to navigate at your own, leisurely pace. After some casual introductions by your host, you’ll drink, chat and mingle. Provocateurs will pop over and say hello; you’ll find yourself drawn into the most random of conversations.
In this no-pressure environment you’ll spend time with who you like.
Connect with a Provocateur for a 30 minute Brief Encounter or 2 15 minute Private Peep Shows. As a guide, we expect you to be with us for about 2 hours, although you’re most welcome to stay much, much longer.
A Little Something OTT From £800*
Quite something really. This bespoke package is all about a curated evening tailored to your most lavish of ideas.
Want a lesson on the powers of domineering? Our in-house mistress will oblige with a private session.
Looking to go wild in your own private nightclub? Take over one of our stunning, hidden soiree rooms with your own music controls, karaoke machine, spectacular projection mapping and fancy dress armoire.
Expect amusement, the infamous Provocateurs know how to party! After something more high brow? A pianist on the vintage baby grand can be arranged.
What the hell, why not have it all?
*No idea is too outrageous, we believe envelopes are there to be pushed. No obligation but creative consultations available by appointment over Zoom or a coffee. Don’t be shy, say hi.